Saturday, April 15, 2006

Im a fish in a desert.

Im a bird without wings.

Im a superstar all alone.

God hates me
Satan couldnt love me more.

Friday, April 14, 2006


Sunday, April 09, 2006

These days i'm reading Kurdt kobains' journals along with all the A level crap.

so here's and excerpt (spelling :S):

"...did you know the king, the king of rock and roll Elvis Presley died in the bathroom face down, pants down,choking on blue shag carpet with the remainder of his stool proudly sticking out of his big fat ass?"

this is on the page where he sounds a lil pissed about the british press bringing about the lie that he was suffering from narcolepsy.
During the o-so awesum grunge era *drools like homer simpson* there were a few supergroups(
bands that contained members who were previously famous from other grunge, alternative rock, and punk rock bands of the era.)

some of the most known or famous are:

Alice Mudgarden contained
o all of the members of Alice in Chains
o Chris Cornell of Soundgarden
o Mark Arm of Mudhoney

Class of '99 contained
o Layne Staley of Alice in Chains
o Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine
o Stephen Perkins of Jane's Addiction
o Martyn Le Noble of Porno for Pyros

Eyes Adrift contained
o Krist Novoselic of Nirvana
o Curt Kirkwood of the Meat Puppets
o Bud Gaugh of Sublime

Mad Season, also called Gacy Bunch, contained
o Layne Staley of Alice in Chains
o Mike McCready of Pearl Jam
o Barrett Martin of Screaming Trees

No WTO Combo contained
o Jello Biafra, formerly of the Dead Kennedys
o Kim Thayil of Soundgarden
o Krist Novoselic of Nirvana
o Gina Mainwal of Sweet 75

Temple of the Dog contained
o Chris Cornell of Soundgarden
o Stone Gossard of Mother Love Bone and Pearl Jam
o Jeff Ament of Mother Love Bone and Pearl Jam
o Matt Cameron of Soundgarden (and, later, Pearl Jam)
o Mike McCready of Pearl Jam
o Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam

Audioslave contains
o Chris Cornell of Soundgarden
o Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine
o Tim Commerford of Rage Against the Machine
o Brad Wilk of Rage Against the Machine

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Bart's Prank calls to Moe...

Maya Buttreeks (my a butt reeks)

Anita Bath (I need a bath)

I.P. Freely (I pee freely)

Oliver Klozof (all of her clothes off)

Seymour Butts (see more butts)

Homer Sexual (homosexual)

Mike Rotch (my crotch)

Hugh Jass (huge ass)

Heywood U. Cuddleme (hey would you cuddle me?)

Moe Lester (molester)

Sunday, April 02, 2006

I strike a match
the fire lights somewhere else

i cut myself
the blood flows out somewhere else

i scream
the voice is heard somewhere else

1 + 0= 1