These days i'm reading Kurdt kobains' journals along with all the A level crap.

so here's and excerpt (spelling :S):

"...did you know the king, the king of rock and roll Elvis Presley died in the bathroom face down, pants down,choking on blue shag carpet with the remainder of his stool proudly sticking out of his big fat ass?"

this is on the page where he sounds a lil pissed about the british press bringing about the lie that he was suffering from narcolepsy.